Ýïèçîä 407:
Cherokee Hair Tampons - Get Well, Kyle
We're
so sorry you're not feeling well.
We hope you're better soon.
So we're bringing
you some sunshine
By, um, singing you this tune:
Everybody misses you
And
though we hate to cause a fuss
We'd like to say, "Get well soon!"
And "Please
don't die on us." Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Little Bunny Foo-FooLittle
Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin'
'em on the head
Down came a white angel and she said
"Little Bunny
Foo-Foo, I don't wanna see you
Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on
the head."
So now I'm gonna turn you into a worm, mbuh, mBunny Foo-Foo.
Eh, beh-POOF
Little Wormy Foo-Foo crawlin' through the forest
Gettin
scooped up by the field mice who mah-m then they bopped 'im on the head Ýïèçîä
514: Butters' Very Own Ýïèçîä - Bennigan's Happy Anniversary SongHappy
Happy Anniversary from everyone at Bennigan's Ýïèçîä
514: Butters' Very Own Ýïèçîä - Bennigan's JingleFor
family fun and great food, too, come on down to... Bennigan's
Buffalo wings
and partridge scones, plus cru found at... Bennigan's
So come and eat at...
Bennigan's.
You'll love all our... shenanigans... Ýïèçîä
711: Casa Bonita - If You Leave Me Now (by Chicago)But
if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
Oo-oo-ooooo-oo
girl, baby please don't go. Eh,
Oo-oo-ooooo-oo girl- You
take away the biggest part of me.
Woo-oo-ooooo-oo-oo, uh baby please don't
go. Woo-oo-ooooo-oo-oo,
I just had to find my say to you tan... Ýïèçîä
802: AWESOM-O - I Like To Brush My TeethI
like to brush my teeth in the morning and at night.
The teeth won't mind ..
Ýïèçîä
802: AWESOM-O - My Robot Friend(Butters
gets to know AWESOM-O)
Hey there have you heard about my robot friend?
He's
metal and small and doesn't judge me at all.
He's a cyberwired bundle of joy.
My
robot friend. I
like to dip and daddle with my robot friend.
He's smart as can be and emotion-free
And
he's computin' his way to my heart.
My robot friend.
My robot friend.
My
robot friend.
My robot ...friend. (Butters
and AWESOM-O in Los Angeles)
I'm hangin' out in LA with my robot friend
We're
havin' such fun in the hot hot sun
We're two of a kind- That's me!
And
my robot friend.
My robot friend.
My robot ...friend. (Butters
loses AWESOM-O, slow)
Hey there, did you know I had a robot friend?
We
used to laugh and play, but someone took him away.
He was my ten gigahertz
old pal.
My robot friend. Ýïèçîä
805: You Gof F'd In The A - I've Got Some ApplesLoo
loo loo, I've got some apples.
Loo loo loo, you've got some too.
Loo loo
loo, I've-
Ýïèçîä
101: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - School day, School daySchool
day, school day, teacher's golden ru… Ýïèçîä
101: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - We Got Out of SchoolWe
got out of schoo-ol, no more school today, We got out of schoo-ol, no more school
today… Ýïèçîä
701: A Little Bit Country - We Got Out of SchoolWe
got out of schoo-ol, no more school today, We got out of schoo-ol, no more school
today…
Ýïèçîä
101: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - I Love To SingaI
love to singa!
About the moona and June-a and the springa
I love to singa
about
a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a . . .
Ýïèçîä
102: Weight Gain 4000 - If They Could See Me NowIf
they could see me now, that little gang of mine.
I'm eating fancy chow and
drinking fancy wine.
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
The kind
of top-drawer first-rate chums I attract
[Mexican puppet] All I can
say is, "Wow-wee, look-a where I am."
[Tourist puppet] Tonight I landed,
Pow!, right in a pot of jam.
What a setup! Holy Cow!
They'd never believe
it, if my friends could see me now!
Ýïèçîä
104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - It's Okay To Be GayWe're
all gay, and it's okay
'cause gay means happy and happy means gay.
We're
not sad anymore, cause we're out the closet door.
It's okay, hey, to be gay!
It's okay
to be gay
It's okay to be gay
Shalala, waylaylay
Shalala, waylaylay
It's
okay to be gay
Ýïèçîä
104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - Loving YouLoving
you
is easy cause you're beautiful
- doo-n-doo--doo-doooo--
Ahhhh [his
voice cracks and the music stops] Ahhhh
Ýïèçîä
105: An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig - Pig And Elephant DNA Just Won't SpliceDiindoon
- pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!
Ýïèçîä
106: Death - Happy Birthday To YouHappy
Birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear grandpa, happy
birthday to you.
Ýïèçîä
107: Pinkeye - Decorating for HalloweenOooh,
I'm gonna decorate the house for Halloween,
with scary ghosts and bats and
creepy crawly things… Ýïèçîä
107: Pinkeye - The Most Wonderful Time Of the YearIt's
the most wonderful time of the year….
Mr.
Hankey, The Christmas Poo - Santa Claus Is On His Way
(Howdy Ho)Santa
Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on
Christmas Day
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho' Folks'll
gather round the fire
sing a song, stroll the choir
Pretty song they'll
all retire
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho' I
hope that Santa comes real soon
I've been waiting for some we… Santa's
loaded up his sleigh
flying around his merry way…
Mr.
Hankey, The Christmas Poo - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas PooMr.
Hankey, the Christmas Poo
he loves me and I love you
Therefore, vicariously
he loves you
Even if you're a Jew
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's
corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas
Eve, he might come to your town
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves
me. I love you
Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu!
Ýïèçîä
203: Chickenfucker - SwingsetSwingset,
Swingset, up and down I go
'Whoosh!' goes the willy-wind, flowing through my
toes. Ýïèçîä
215: Spooky Fish - Jimmy Crack Corn-crack
corn and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
My master's gone
away [long
pause] Jimmy
crack corn and I don't care
Ýïèçîä
204: Ike's Wee Wee - Love is a BattlefieldWe
are young, mkay?
Heartache to heartache we stand, 'kay?
No promises, no
demands, hand-han-han-han…
Ýïèçîä
205: Conjoined Fetus Lady - You're My Conjoined TwinYou've
got the strength, you've got the courage
Even with a dead fetus on your head
Carry
on! Fight for tomorrow!
Dead fetus or no, you never let go! You're
my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman
Ýïèçîä
206: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - Huntin' and Killin' Closing
SongWe're
so glad you spent your time with us
While we slaughtered our way through nature's
guts
Come again and stay a while
We'll kill a lot more living things to
make them bleed
| The
Disciples' Lead Singer |
Ýïèçîä
206: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - Nothin' from Nothin'Nothin'
from nothin' leaves nothin'
You've gotta have somethin'…
Ýïèçîä
207: City On The Edge Of Forever - Runaway, Ccome HomeLittle
lamb, you're lost in the great big world
Runaway, findin' streets so cold
You
left home lookin' for somethin' new.
But all you need is right here waitin'
for you Runaway,
come home. We love you just as you are.
Runaway, come home. We're sorry things
went this far.
Ýïèçîä
208: Summer Sucks - Together, We Can Do AnythingAs
long as we're together, we can do anything.
We can take on the whole darned
world.
We're happy as clams, we've got plenty of pearls.
Through thick and
thin, we've always been together…
Ýïèçîä
214: Chef Aid - Cheddar Cheese GirlOh
oh, you're my cheddar cheese girl
You're soft but firm, and you go well with
wine
Oh oh, cheddar cheese girl
Cheddar, cheddar cheese girl Ýïèçîä
214: Chef Aid - Wake Up, WendyWake
up, Wendy. Smell the coffee
You know I do want you
Your flavors smell of
peanuts peanuts peanuts…
Ýïèçîä
214: Chef Aid - TonightCalifornia
sun has sunk
But Amana mailed, she'll come tonight
I wish I were junk-
Ýïèçîä
214: Chef Aid - Rocking WorldWell
it's a rockin' world, make no mistake about it
It's a shockin' world, could
be what's so great about it
It's a rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake
abou-
Ýïèçîä
214: Chef Aid - Nowhere To Run, Nowhere To HideAin't
nowhere to run (come everybody let's)
Ain't nowhere to hide (come on!)
Ýïèçîä
214: Chef Aid - The Homo RainbowMany
colors in my homo rainbow.
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine. Many
colors in my homo rainbow.
Don't we all just-?
| The
Cartman Clan And The Boys |
Ýïèçîä
216: Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson - Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"Hark,"
the herald angels sing,
"Glory to the newborn King.
Peace on earth, and
mercy mild.
God and sinners reconciled."
[Manson jons them]
Joyful
all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
"Hark," the herald angels
sing…
Ýïèçîä
217: Gnomes - Search For UnderpantiesTime
to go to work, work all night
search for underpants hey!
We wont stop until
we have underpants
Yum tum yummy tum day!
| The
Getting Gay With Kids Choir |
Ýïèçîä
301: Rainforest Schmainforest - Getting Gay With Kids Is Here!(before)
| | [Intro]
| | Men:
| Tootin'
tootin' to, tada choo choo wow! | | | [Verse]
| | Men:
| There's
a place that is magical, and full of rain.
| | Women:
| But now
it needs help, because it is in pain.
| | Men:
| Cleaning
the earth is a mighty big chore
| | All:
| We're spreading
awareness like never before! | | | [Chorus]
| | All::
| Getting
Gay With Kids is here!
To spread the word and bring you cheer
Let's save
the rainforest! What do you say?!
Being an activist is totally gay! |
| | [Bridge]
| | Man:
| Someday
if we work hard, boys and girls,
| | Woman:
| There'll
be nothing but rainforests covering the entire world!
| | Man:
| [joins
her] World! | | | [Chorus]
| | All::
| Getting
Gay With Kids is here!
To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah!
[Move
to E flat] Getting Gay With Kids is here!
Let's save the rainforest! It's totally
gay!
It's totally gay! | (after)
| | [Intro]
| | Men:
| Tootin'
tootin' to, tada choo choo wow! | | | [Verse]
| | Men:
| There's
a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks ass.
| | Women:
| Let's knock
it all down and get rid of it fast.
| | Men:
| You say,
"Save the rainforest," but what do you know?
| | All:
| You've
never been to the rainforest before. | | | [Chorus]
| | All:
| Getting
Gay With Kids is here!
To tell you things you might not like to hear.
You
only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.
All you activists can go fuck
yourselves! | | | [Bridge]
| | Man:
| Someday
if we work hard, boys and girls,
| | Woman:
| There'll
be no more rainforests left in the entire world!
| | Man:
| [joins
her] World! | | | [Chorus]
| | All::
| Getting
Gay With Kids is here!
To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah!
[Move
to E flat]
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
Let's knock down the rainforest!
What do you say?!
It's totally gay! It's totally gay! |
Ýïèçîä
303: Chef's Mama - After Morning The
"The Morning After" sung backwards.light
the for looking on keep Let's
.sunshine the find to chance a have We
.night
the to on hold can we If
.after morning a be to got There's .warm
and safe that's…
| Petey,
the Sexual Harassment Panda |
Ýïèçîä
306: Sexual Harassment Panda - Sexual Harassment PandaWho
lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains
sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that!
Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell
you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Ýïèçîä
306: Sexual Harassment Panda - Sue Their AssesKids
picking on you? Well, don't be sad.
Just sue their asses with Kyle's dad!
Ýïèçîä
307: Cat Orgy - ShelleyWhen
I saw her walking down the street, I thought she was Shelley, Shelley.
Now
that we're together I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelley, Shelley.
Move into
my mom's house with me, Shelley Shelley.
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of
Shelley Shelley!
Ýïèçîä
307: Cat Orgy - TURDS! | Shelley:
| So much
pain in the world today.
Too many turds are headin' my way.
But we can press
our turds together.
Passing by turds whenever. | | Skyler:
| Don't you
know? Isn't… | | Shelley:
| Life so
full of happiness?
Feel free to mark my words.
But me and you, will my love
do
in a world that's full of turds? TURDS!
llama judgin finger-lovin' turds.
TURDS! |
Ýïèçîä
308: Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub - The Merry Tune of StratfordWhippy-tippy
tootoo, tralala-la.
Whippy-tippy tootoo, tralala-la.
Whippy-tippy tootoo,
tralala-la.
Wickersham tally-ho, (paf).
Ýïèçîä
309: Jewbilee - We Are SquirtsWe
are Squirts, we are Squirts. We're so kosher that it hurts.
When we get older
we'll be Scouts, but until then we are Squirts. Ýïèçîä
309: Jewbilee - We Are Jew SquirtsWe
are Jew Squirts, we know Jewish
Stick stick smiley smiley Stick stick smiley
smiley
dur dur dur dur dur-
Ýïèçîä
310: Chinpokomon - ChinpokomonI've
got to buy Chinpokomon
I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it… Ýïèçîä
310: Chinpokomon - Chinpokomon CampChinpokomon
Camp!
I've got to buy a ticket!
I've got to buy one! A ticket!
I've got
to buy buy buy!
Chinpoko Mon! Ýïèçîä
310: Chinpokomon - Wild Wacky Action BikeWild
Wacky Action Bike! The bike that's hard to ride!
Goin' to try to ride all day
long, but I'm goin' to fail
'Cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike!
You get
about in, you get about in Wild Wacky Action Bike! Ýïèçîä
310: Chinpokomon - Alabama ManAlabama
Man! He's quick, he's strong, he's happ'nin'
He can bowl, he can drink, he
can drink a bowl. Alaba-ma Man.
He beat the wife and picks chicks up. Alabama
Man!
Ýïèçîä
313: Hooked On Monkey Fonics - Holy DiverHoly
Diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.
Oh, what's becoming of
me?
Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Oh,
don't you see what I mean?
Gotta get away, Holy Diver.
| Fr.
Maxi and the People of South Park |
Ýïèçîä
316: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus - For He Is LordFor
he is Savior
For he is Lord
He gives me hope when
I have only been bored
And
he lifts me up with
His gentle arm…
Ýïèçîä
317: Worldwide Recorder Concert - Put On A Happy FaceGray
skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face. Ýïèçîä
502: It Hits The Fan - Shitty Shitty Fag Fag(repeat
as often as desired)
Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag,
Shitty shitty fag
fag, how do you do? Ýïèçîä
511: The Entity - We're in the money, Mr. HatWe're
in the money, Mr. Hat.
We're in the money, Mr. Hat.
| Timmy
and the Lords of the Underworld |
Ýïèçîä
404: Timmy 2000 - Lords of the Underworld[as
Timmy says "Timmuh" to no end…]
Lords of the Underworld.
Darkness fills
my heart with pain.
Ýïèçîä
404: Timmy 2000 - BubudioLast
night I went, "O!"
Bubudio.
Last night I went "Bubudio"
Last night I
went "Bubudio"
Last night I went, "O!"
Bububudio Ýïèçîä
404: Timmy 2000 - You'll Be In… Me!You're
inside of me.
Deep inside of me.
So deep inside, I can feel you pushing
against my heart. You'll
be inside of me…
Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Fingerbang
| Fingerbang:
| Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm
gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's
alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh
fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
| | Cartman
Solo: | And
girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl.
Girl, you're the girl
of my fantasies.
You're my girl, you're my girl,
My- …girrrrrrrl… |
| Fingerbang:
| Fingerbang!
Bang.
Bang bang bang.
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang
you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. |
Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - You've… Got… It!
| Ghetto
Avenue Boys: | You've…
got… it!
You know you've got… it. [Randy: Girl]
What you've got is
it! | | Randy:
| It's obvious
to me. | | Ghetto
Avenue Boys: | Shirl!
You've… got… it!
It… is what you've got, girl!
What you've got is it! |
| Randy:
| Now, give
it to me, 'cause- |
Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Mrs. Landers Is A Health NutMiiis-suuus
Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And
I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house
pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like
to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he
wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen
Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated
water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes
out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if
you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!
Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Itsy Bitsy SpiderItsy
bitsy spider, out the water spout- Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - The Alphabet SongE
F G, H I J K L-M-N-O-P Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Danny BoyOh
Danny Boy, the parson's calling
Clang, clang and clang Ýïèçîä
409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - ???When
ah thanky you be
One on a teacher on a palm tree
Ýïèçîä
410: Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? - Walk Hand-In-Hand With JesusI
walk hand-in-hand with Jesus
Over at the park by where he lives
I tell him
all my problems
And sometimes he tells me his What
a friend I have in Jesus
I can say that honestly
He's not like all my other
friends
Who really don't care about me. Amen.
Ýïèçîä
410: Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? - Hukilau
| Singers:
| Are we
going to the Hukilau?
The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? [Satan joins them]
Are we going
to the Hukilau?
The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau?
Everybody loves a hukilau
Where
the laulau is the kaukau at the luau.
We throw our nets out into the sea
And
all the ama-ama come swimmin' to me
Are we going to the Hukilau?
The Huki
Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? | | Hula
Dancers: | Are
we going to the Hukilau? | | Three
Tortured Souls: | The
Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? | | Hula
Dancers: | Everybody
loves a Hukilau, | | Males:
| Where the
laulau is the kaukau at the luau | | All:
| We throw
our nets out into the sea.
And all the ama-ama come a-swimming to me
Are
we going to the hukilau?
The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau?
Huki……… Luki………
Lau?……… | | Satan:
| Yeah! |
Ýïèçîä
414: Thanksgiving - 1800s Alabama1800's,
Alabama! What a great place and time!
We're so happy that we live in 1800's
Alabama 'cause it's sunny and there is no crime!
And in this little town in
1800's Alabama there's a family by the name of Keller!
Their daughter's deaf
and mute and blind as a bat, and her parents can't even tell her!! Ýïèçîä
414: Thanksgiving - Water, Helen, Water | Bebe:
| Water,
Helen, Water. | | Kids:
| She's never
gonna do it. There's no way she'll ever do it. | | Bebe:
| Helen,
Helen. Water, Helen. | | Kids:
| How can
she talk if she can't hear? This is absolutely pointless | Ýïèçîä
414: Thanksgiving - Water, Helen, Water (Reprise)
| Kids: | She
did it! She did it! Water! Water water aaaaaaaa!
Water, Helen, Water.
We
can't believe she did it.The dumb kid really did it.
Water, Helen, Water.
| | Jeffrey:
| Now that
I can communicate the world is not so cold and dark. | | Kids:
| [slowing]
Water,
Helen, Aaa-aaaaaa! | Ýïèçîä
414: Thanksgiving - Blind As A BatHelen
Keller, Helen Keller, blind as a bat.
She can't hear us speak. What's up with
that? Ýïèçîä
414: Thanksgiving - Helen! | Wendy:
| John, come
quick! Our little baby's very sick [Stan
rushes in]
When
I pout she doesn't flinch, and when she doesn't move an inch. |
| Stan: | No,
that cannot be. Honey you are scaring me. | | Wendy:
| She can't
see hear, John. Watch. Helen! | | Stan:
| Helen!
| | Wendy:
| …Helen!
[the audience stares in disbelief]
I think our baby's deaf and blind.
Oh no! | | Stan:
| Oh no!
[they lean on each other] | | Wendy:
| Oh no!
Oh no!!! |
| Mr.
Hankey and Cornwallis |
Ýïèçîä
417: A Very Crappy Christmas - The Circle of Poo
| Mr.
Hankey | Everything
that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens, each
and every day
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's
all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
'Cause it's eaten by cattle,
which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo
again
And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.
And
it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal. And
then that bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and
gets eaten alive
By the grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So
it can spring to life and become food for the land
It's the poo of the antelope,
the poo of the giraffe
It falls onto the earth and becomes the blades of grass
The
grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make food for
the humans and start all over again You
see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life. |
| Cornwallis:
| But how
can I be that giraffe and blade of grass, and a human? I don't control what they
do. | | Mr.
Hankey: | Just
like your heart beats without you thinking about it, so, too, your giraffes and
your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it. But it is all
one life form. It is all… you. | | Cornwallis:
| I think
I see now. I'm
the poo of the antelope, that flows down to the ground | | Mr.
Hankey: | Becomes
the grass of tomorrow | | Cornwallis:
| Yeah |
| Mr.
Hankey: | Which
the grazers turn around | | Cornwallis:
| So I'm
the leg of a leopard and the wings of a hen | | Mr.
Hankey, Cornwallis: | Which
becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again. That's
the Circle, the Circle of Poo! |
| Stan,
Kyle, Kenny, the Hankey Family |
Ýïèçîä
417: A Very Crappy Christmas - Even A Miracle Needs A Hand
a faster version
of the song in the animated TV film, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
| Kyle:
| Miracles
happen most every day.
To people like you, and me.
But don't expect a miracle.
Unless
you help make it to be. You
hope, and I'll hurry.
You pray, and I'll plan
We'll do what's necessary,
'cause
Even a miracle needs a hand!
| | | | | Kyle:
| You love……
And I'll labor. | | Stan:
| …… We love……
Tralala | | | | | Kyle:
| You sit……
And I'll stand. | | Stan:
| …… We sit……Tralalalala
| | | | | Stan,
Kyle: | [with
Kenny humming] Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause | | Boys,
Hankeys: | Even
a miracle needs a hand! | | | [Interlude]
| | Kyle:
| You wish……
-And I'll whittle. | | Stan:
| …… We wish……
Tralalalala | | | | | Kyle:
| You sit……
And I'll stand. | | Stan:
| ……We sit……
Tralalalala | | | | | Kyle:
| [with
Kenny humming] Let's all try to help a little, 'cause | | Boys:
| Even a
miracle- | | Stan:
| …It's okay.
We'll just have his character die in the film. | | Stan,
Kyle: | Even
a miracle____ needs____ a____ hand!! |
Ýïèçîä
502: It Hits The Fan - Old McDonaldOld
McDonald took a shit, E I E I O
Ýïèçîä
503: Cripple Fight - Too Fat PolkaI
don't want her; you can have her. She's too fat for me.
Ýïèçîä
503: Cripple Fight - Old McDonald (Timmy Version)Tim-mih
Tim-mih Tim-mih Timmy, Tim-mih Tim-mih Timmy.
| Terrance
& Phillip (as kids) |
Ýïèçîä
503: Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow - Chicken And Ham
Sung to the
tune of "Little Brown Jug"Beef
and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh we
love our chicken and ham
Don't let it go to waste that chicken and ham!
Ýïèçîä
508: Towelie - Funky TownWon't
ya take me down... to Funky Town.
Ýïèçîä
509: Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants - Edge of Seventeen
The words have been
changed a bit | Fleetwood
Mac: | Just
like the wild winged bird sings a song-
Stand back, she's singin'. |
| Goat:
| Maaa |
| Fleetwood
Mac: | Baby
| | Goat:
| Maaa |
| Fleetwood
Mac: | Babe
| | Goat:
| Maa-ha
|
Ýïèçîä
512: Here Comes The Neighborhood - Snippets from his new albumI
found a girl who had an innie and I felt her with my jimmy Player-haters try to
do me 'cause my rhymes are just tooo- I
shout "Hell Yeah!" from my vehicle. Livin' is a miracle-
Ýïèçîä
512: Here Comes The Neighborhood - We shall PerservereWe
shall perservere. We shall perservere.
Ýïèçîä
512: Here Comes The Neighborhood - If I Can't Be PoorWhy
can't I be like all the other kids?
They all have three-bedroom homes, broken
trucks on their lawns.
And cut-up hot dogs for lunch
It's not my fault my
parents succeed so much. There's
no one in town I can relate to
I play with autographed baseball bats
while
everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones
Has a boy ever felt so
alone? Well,
who needs them anyway? I won't pretend to be something I'm not
If I can't be
poor, I've got to deal with what I've got.
If I can't be like them, what I
need is more rich kids around,
So I'm not the only one, and then I won't be
so... down.
Please, God, send more rich kids...
To my...
Town
Ýïèçîä
513: Kenny Dies - On The Road Again...going
places that I've never been
Seeing things that I may never see a-
Ýïèçîä
513: Kenny Dies - Heat Of The Moment | Cartman:
| It was
the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
The heat of the
moment
shone in your eyes I
never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do |
| Congressman
1: | One
look from you and I would fall from grace. | | Congressman
2: | And
that would wipe the smile right from my face. | | Congressman
1, Cartman: | Do
you remember when we used to dance? | | A
few Congressmen: | And
incidents arose from circumstance? | | Everyone:
| One thing
led to another; we were young.
And we would scream together songs unsung It
was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
The heat of
the moment
shone in your eyes |
Ýïèçîä
514: Butters' Very Own Ýïèçîä - Everyone know it's Butters!(after
"Everyone know it's Butters!", one can say "That's me" as Butters would.) Who's
the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's
the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone know it's Butters! Who's
the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being yourself is the best thing
to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone know
it's Butters! Jumpin'
in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
Pettin' at the petting zoo. He loves
John Alway. Who's
that tyke with the cutest little dimples,
Battin' his eyes at every puppy he
sees?
If you look inside yourself, you might be surprised when you find
A
little boy named Butters!
Ýïèçîä
601: Freak Strike - The True Freak LabelLook
for the True Freak label when you are watching a TV talk show
Remember somewhere
our union's growing, our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.
We
work hard, but who's complaining? With TFU we're making our way!
So always
look for the True Freak label, because you need us right here in the U.S.A.! Original
- The Union Label
A song by Paula Green, music by Malcolm Dodds ©1975,
UNITE
Union of Needltrades, Industrial and Textile Employees
(formerly International
Ladies' Garment Workers'Union and other unions) Look
for the union label when you are buying that coat, dress or blouse.
Remember
somewhere our union's sewing, our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.
We
work hard, but who's complaining? Thanks to the I.L.G. we're paying our way!
So
always look for the union label, it says we're able to make it in the U.S.A.!
Ýïèçîä
602: Jared Has Aides - Variations on a commercial(The
Clay Henry commercial) | Mr.
Garrison: | His
name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison.
He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead- |
Stan:
Cartman:
Kyle:
Stan:
Cartman:
| His name
is Butters, it's Butters.
He used to be fat but not no more
City Wok brought
him down to a size 4.
Now he's got lots of moneys and girls
[slowing]
and a lifetime of free food at City Wok. | | City
Wok Owner: | His
name is Jared, he lose some weight.
Shitty Wok food sure sells great. |
Ýïèçîä
602: Jared Has Aides - Subway dirge(spoof
of "Streets Of Philadelphia," by Bruce Springsteen) His
name is Jared. Jared lost weight eating Subway and ... sandwiches of
Ýïèçîä
602: Jared Has Aides - Still Lookin' Good!He's
still lookin' good!
His name is Jared
His name is Jared and he likes to
eat the sandwiches... He's
still lookin' good, with all those... sub sandwiches... He's
still lookin' good, eatin' them sandwiches all the time...
Ýïèçîä
603: Asspen - Stan DarshStaaaaan...
Daaaaarsh...
Stan. Darsh. Darshy Daaarsh
Stan Daaarsh
Stan Darsh, Standarsh
Stan
Daaaaarsh Daaarsh
Stan Darsh...
Ýïèçîä
604: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer - Foightin' 'Round The WorldIntro
Born in
New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves
to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World He
fight his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If
there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World Makin'
movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World! Russell
Crowe! Exit
Tugger's
whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.
But now
don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty
a-more a-foightin' left to do. Makin'
movies, makin' songs, an' foightin' round the world.
Ýïèçîä
609: Free Hat - Tropical song | Members:
| In the
tropical isle with the coconut tree,
the air is fresh and the people are free.
| | Man
5: | But
here in the mountain there's no freedom like that. | | Skeeter:
| There's
a man in prison and his name is Hat. |
Ýïèçîä
612: A Ladder To Heaven - The Ladder To HeavenWhere
were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like cryin',
or did you think it was kind of gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder
to heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11
I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___
Eleven.
Where were
you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven? Where
were you when they saved that ladder to heaven? Where
were you when they decided heaven was a more intangible idea 'n you couldn't,
you couldn't really get there?
Ýïèçîä
615: The Biggest Douche In the Universe - The Biggest Douche In the UniverseHere
he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger
douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going,
douche. Your dreams have come true!
Ýïèçîä
617: Red Sleigh Down - Poo Choo Train | Mr.
Hankey: | Poo
Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a | | Whistle:
| Poo
Choo! | | Mr.
Hankey: | All
the way and back! | | Cartman:
| Poo Poo
Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing! |
| Mr.
Hankey: | Christmastime
wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train. |
Ýïèçîä
701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll
(Medley) | Skeeter:
| Well
excuse me if...
I'm a little bit country. | | Randy:
| Well I'm
a little bit rock-n-roll! | | Skeeter:
| I'm a little
for supportin' our troops. | | Randy:
| And I'm
a little for bringin' them home. | | Skeeter:
| I believe
freedom isn't free. | | Randy:
| No, but
war shouldn't be our goal. | | Skeeter:
| We must
defend our country. | | Randy:
| If it means
war, then we say NO! | | Skeeter:
| Did you
forget them towers in New York?
Did you forget how it made you feel
To see
them towers come down?
Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real? |
| Randy:
| I like
to rock, but I don't wanna rock Iraq!
The only kind of rockin' America should
do is the kind that we can all dance to, yeah! | | Skeeter:
| We got
GPS, ICBMs, and good old-fashioned lead.
We're gonna show Saddam what America
means; that son of a bitch will be dead. | | Randy:
| Why are
we fightin' this war?
There's a man in the office we didn't vote for.
They
didn't give me a choice.
War is not my voice! Yeaaaaahhhh! |
Ýïèçîä
701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll
| Skeeter:
| Hey I'm
a little bit country | | Randy:
| And I'm
a little bit rock-n-roll-eh | | Skeeter:
| I'll be
the muscle of America | | Randy:
| And me,
I'll be the caring soul. | | Together:
| When you
put us together you get a nation with one goal
To thrive and prosper, with
a little country and rock and roll. | | Randy:
| Come
on up here, everybody! | | Everybody:
| We're a
little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll | | Stuart:
| We can
be a nation that believe in war, | | Mr.
Mackey: | And
still tells the world that we don't. | | Everybody:
| Let the
flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole
We're a little bit country, and
we're a little bit rock-n-roll | | Randy:
| Well,
goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you a hundred Ýïèçîäs.
| | Skeeter:
| We want
to thank our guests, the pro-war people. And the anti-war people. |
| Everybody:
| For the
war, against, the war, WHO CARES?? One hundred Ýïèçîäs! |
Ýïèçîä
702: Krazy Kripples - Naaa na naaa, Crips and BloodsIt
used to be that Crips and Bloods didn't get along,
But now we're all a family,
so we wrote this song.
Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods. Naaa na naaa, hope and
love.
Naaa na naaa, friendly thugs.
Ýïèçîä
707: Red Man's Greed - Love is a BattlefieldWe
are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so lohh-oo-ohh-oo-ong
Both
of us knowing...
Love Is A Battlefield
Ýïèçîä
713: Butt Out! - Butt Out! | Butt
Out!: | Butt
out! Yeah yeah! Kids, that cigarette butt is gross!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's
got to go! [rap]
Butt
out! Yeah yeah! It's cool to say no!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!
| | Randy:
| [beat
box] ... Smoking, no. No smoking. | | Kyle:
| Freestyle!
| | Pam:
| Vernon!
| | Vernon:
| Don't
smoke! Don't ever smoke! | | Butt
Out!: | Kyle!
| | Kyle:
| B to
the U to the T to the T to the
O to the U to the T to the C to the
I to
the G to the A to the R to the
E to the T to the T to the E!
Butt out, cigarette!
| | Butt
Out!: | Randy!
| | Randy:
| Smoke
you know has got to go.
You go, you got to know to say the "no"
To the smoke,
you go go ...
You gotta get it! | | Butt
Out!: | Pam!
| | Pam:
| [screech]
Don's smoke. | | Butt
Out!: | Woohoo!
Butt
out! Yeah yeah! Give that cigarette butt a throw!
Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's
got to go! |
Ýïèçîä
715: It's Christmas in Canada - Chanukah, ChanukahChanukah,
Chanukah, sivivon, sov, sov
Sov, sov, sov! Sov, sov, sov! Ma nayim vi-tov.
Ýïèçîä
715: It's Christmas in Canada - Welcome to Canada!
| Canadians:
| Welcome,
friend, to Canada! Canada Friends loves you!
We're just like any other country
without the big tattoo! | | Sailor:
| We greet
thee with pleasure, but one question, if we may? | | Businessman:
| What
brings you folks to Canada? Why are you here today? | | Kyle:
| Uh.
My adopted brother got taken back here to Canada? So, we want to talk to the new
Canadian Prime Minister about getting him back? | | Canadians:
| His brother
is our quest. The question is, is what?
You must talk to the new Prime Minister
if you think his brother's home's back there | Ýïèçîä
715: It's Christmas in Canada - Follow the Only Road
| Priest:
| Follow
the only road. | | Man:
| Follow
the only road. | | Canadians:
| To go anywhere
in Canada, you just follow the only road.
There's only one road in Canada.
We call it the Road, the only road.
Hip-hip, hooray, let's hear it for our
Road. | | Road
Workers: | And
it's paved and wide and up to code. | | Canadians:
| You're
off to see the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister of Canada! | Ýïèçîä
715: It's Christmas in Canada - Ding Dong, They Caught Saddam!Ding
dong, they caught Saddam! Merry Christmas to the world!
Ding dong, the Americans
caught Saddam!
Now Canada is free for you and you and me
It's the best Christmas
presents we ever got
Canadian Christmas, it's the best! We drink and dance
and show our breasts!
Let's celebrate! Saddam Hussein's been caught!
Ýïèçîä
715: It's Christmas in Canada - There'z no Canada like French Canada
| French
Canadians: | There'z
no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
Ze ozer Canada
is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand. There'z
no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.
| | Mime:
| Is a
bullshit Canada | | French
Canadians: | If
you lived here for a day, you'd understand. | | Mime:
| I think
you'd understand.
...You understand. |
Ýïèçîä
805: You Got F'd In The A - Honey, Babe, Be Mine(Cocaine
Round)
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey.
You'll do a line and
I'll do a line, babe.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an'
screw 'til the mornin' time.
Honey, babe, be mine. You'll
do a line and I'll do a line, honey- (later)
You'll snort
K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
You'll
snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight an' screw all night and day.
Honey, babe,
be mine. Ýïèçîä
807: The Jeffersons - Songs by Michael Jefferson My
Wishing TreeHave
you been up my ...Wishing Tree?
It's where I come to think and dream.
And
now I'd like to show you my ...Wishing Tree.
Where we can laugh and giggle
and scream.
Imagination is the key. Won't you imagine along with me?
We
can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea
Yes we can do everything, and I mean,
everything!
Up in my Wishing Tree! Let's
Ride the Train | Mr.
Jefferson: | Would
you like to ride the train with me,
and start a magical journey? |
| Cartman:
| Yes I would,
Mr. Jefferson.
You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson. | Mr.
Jefferson:
(Cartman:) | Let's
ride and ride on the train together
(... Train together)
On a journey through
both of our minds.
(... I've got time. Do youuu??) | I'm
Peter PanLook
at me, I'm Peter Pan. I'm a little boy forever. GoodnightNow
let's all sleep and dream of fun and adventurous things
It's time for us all
to say goodnight The
Power to ChangeWe
all have the power to change if we search inside our hearts
And we start to
heal the wounds of all our yesterdays
And you know it might be hard, but all
you've got to do is start,
And you can change all of your evil molesting ways. |
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