Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you.
Therefore, vicariously he loves you,
Even if you are a jew!

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny,
He can be brown or greenish brown.
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you.
He loooves you!