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Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas PooMr. Hankey, the Christmas Poohe loves me and I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you Even if you're a Jew Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo He loves me. I love you Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu!
Ýïèçîä 203: Chickenfucker - SwingsetSwingset, Swingset, up and down I go'Whoosh!' goes the willy-wind, flowing through my toes. Ýïèçîä 215: Spooky Fish - Jimmy Crack Corn-crack corn and I don't careJimmy crack corn and I don't care My master's gone away [long pause] Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
Ýïèçîä 204: Ike's Wee Wee - Love is a BattlefieldWe are young, mkay?Heartache to heartache we stand, 'kay? No promises, no demands, hand-han-han-han…
Ýïèçîä 205: Conjoined Fetus Lady - You're My Conjoined TwinYou've got the strength, you've got the courageEven with a dead fetus on your head Carry on! Fight for tomorrow! Dead fetus or no, you never let go! You're my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman
Ýïèçîä 206: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - Huntin' and Killin' Closing SongWe're so glad you spent your time with usWhile we slaughtered our way through nature's guts Come again and stay a while We'll kill a lot more living things to make them bleed
Ýïèçîä 206: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - Nothin' from Nothin'Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'You've gotta have somethin'…
Ýïèçîä 207: City On The Edge Of Forever - Runaway, Ccome HomeLittle lamb, you're lost in the great big worldRunaway, findin' streets so cold You left home lookin' for somethin' new. But all you need is right here waitin' for you Runaway, come home. We love you just as you are.
Ýïèçîä 208: Summer Sucks - Together, We Can Do AnythingAs long as we're together, we can do anything.We can take on the whole darned world. We're happy as clams, we've got plenty of pearls. Through thick and thin, we've always been together…
Ýïèçîä 214: Chef Aid - Cheddar Cheese GirlOh oh, you're my cheddar cheese girlYou're soft but firm, and you go well with wine Oh oh, cheddar cheese girl Cheddar, cheddar cheese girl Ýïèçîä 214: Chef Aid - Wake Up, WendyWake up, Wendy. Smell the coffeeYou know I do want you Your flavors smell of peanuts peanuts peanuts…
Ýïèçîä 214: Chef Aid - TonightCalifornia sun has sunkBut Amana mailed, she'll come tonight I wish I were junk-
Ýïèçîä 214: Chef Aid - Rocking WorldWell it's a rockin' world, make no mistake about itIt's a shockin' world, could be what's so great about it It's a rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake abou-
Ýïèçîä 214: Chef Aid - Nowhere To Run, Nowhere To HideAin't nowhere to run (come everybody let's)Ain't nowhere to hide (come on!)
Ýïèçîä 214: Chef Aid - The Homo RainbowMany colors in my homo rainbow.Don't be afraid to let your colors shine. Many colors in my homo rainbow.
Ýïèçîä 216: Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson - Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"Hark," the herald angels sing,"Glory to the newborn King. Peace on earth, and mercy mild. God and sinners reconciled." [Manson jons them] Joyful all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies "Hark," the herald angels sing…
Ýïèçîä 217: Gnomes - Search For UnderpantiesTime to go to work, work all nightsearch for underpants hey! We wont stop until we have underpants Yum tum yummy tum day!
Ýïèçîä 301: Rainforest Schmainforest - Getting Gay With Kids Is Here!(before)
(after)
Ýïèçîä 303: Chef's Mama - After Morning The.light the for looking on keep Let's |
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| Petey, the Sexual Harassment Panda |
Ýïèçîä 306: Sexual Harassment Panda - Sexual Harassment Panda
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
| Singers in Commercial |
Ýïèçîä 306: Sexual Harassment Panda - Sue Their Asses
Kids picking on you? Well, don't be sad.Just sue their asses with Kyle's dad!
| Skyler |
Ýïèçîä 307: Cat Orgy - Shelley
When I saw her walking down the street, I thought she was Shelley, Shelley.Now that we're together I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelley, Shelley.
Move into my mom's house with me, Shelley Shelley.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of
Shelley Shelley!
| Shelley |
Ýïèçîä 307: Cat Orgy - TURDS!
| Shelley: | So much pain in the world today. Too many turds are headin' my way. But we can press our turds together. Passing by turds whenever. |
| Skyler: | Don't you know? Isn't… |
| Shelley: | Life so full of happiness? Feel free to mark my words. But me and you, will my love do in a world that's full of turds? TURDS! llama judgin finger-lovin' turds. TURDS! |
| Pip |
Ýïèçîä 308: Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub - The Merry Tune of Stratford
Whippy-tippy tootoo, tralala-la.Whippy-tippy tootoo, tralala-la.
Whippy-tippy tootoo, tralala-la.
Wickersham tally-ho, (paf).
| Squirt leader |
Ýïèçîä 309: Jewbilee - We Are Squirts
We are Squirts, we are Squirts. We're so kosher that it hurts.When we get older we'll be Scouts, but until then we are Squirts.
Ýïèçîä 309: Jewbilee - We Are Jew Squirts
We are Jew Squirts, we know JewishStick stick smiley smiley Stick stick smiley smiley
dur dur dur dur dur-
| Commercial Singer |
Ýïèçîä 310: Chinpokomon - Chinpokomon
I've got to buy ChinpokomonI've got to buy it, I've got to buy it…
Ýïèçîä 310: Chinpokomon - Chinpokomon Camp
Chinpokomon Camp!I've got to buy a ticket!
I've got to buy one! A ticket!
I've got to buy buy buy!
Chinpoko Mon!
Ýïèçîä 310: Chinpokomon - Wild Wacky Action Bike
Wild Wacky Action Bike! The bike that's hard to ride!Goin' to try to ride all day long, but I'm goin' to fail
'Cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike!
You get about in, you get about in Wild Wacky Action Bike!
Ýïèçîä 310: Chinpokomon - Alabama Man
Alabama Man! He's quick, he's strong, he's happ'nin'He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink a bowl. Alaba-ma Man.
He beat the wife and picks chicks up. Alabama Man!
| Ronnie James Dio |
Ýïèçîä 313: Hooked On Monkey Fonics - Holy Diver
Holy Diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.Oh, what's becoming of me?
Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Oh, don't you see what I mean?
Gotta get away, Holy Diver.
| Fr. Maxi and the People of South Park |
Ýïèçîä 316: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus - For He Is Lord
For he is SaviorFor he is Lord
He gives me hope when
I have only been bored
And he lifts me up with
His gentle arm…
| Mr. Garrison |
Ýïèçîä 317: Worldwide Recorder Concert - Put On A Happy Face
Gray skies are gonna clear up,Put on a happy face.
Ýïèçîä 502: It Hits The Fan - Shitty Shitty Fag Fag
(repeat as often as desired)Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag,
Shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do?
Ýïèçîä 511: The Entity - We're in the money, Mr. Hat
We're in the money, Mr. Hat.We're in the money, Mr. Hat.
| Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld |
Ýïèçîä 404: Timmy 2000 - Lords of the Underworld
[as Timmy says "Timmuh" to no end…]Lords of the Underworld.
Darkness fills my heart with pain.
| Phil Collins (ahem) |
Ýïèçîä 404: Timmy 2000 - Bubudio
Last night I went, "O!"Bubudio.
Last night I went "Bubudio"
Last night I went "Bubudio"
Last night I went, "O!"
Bububudio
Ýïèçîä 404: Timmy 2000 - You'll Be In… Me!
You're inside of me.Deep inside of me.
So deep inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart.
You'll be inside of me…
| Fingerbang |
Ýïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Fingerbang
| Fingerbang: | Fingerbang! Bang-bang! Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. 'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night |
| Cartman Solo: | And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl. Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies. You're my girl, you're my girl, My- …girrrrrrrl… |
| Fingerbang: | Fingerbang! Bang. Bang bang bang. Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. |
| Ghetto Avenue Boys |
Ýïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - You've… Got… It!
| Ghetto Avenue Boys: | You've… got… it! You know you've got… it. [Randy: Girl] What you've got is it! |
| Randy: | It's obvious to me. |
| Ghetto Avenue Boys: | Shirl! You've… got… it! It… is what you've got, girl! What you've got is it! |
| Randy: | Now, give it to me, 'cause- |
| Wendy |
Ýïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Mrs. Landers Is A Health Nut
Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!
| Ike |
Ýïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy bitsy spider, out the water spout-Ýïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - The Alphabet Song
E F G, H I J K L-M-N-O-PÝïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Danny Boy
Oh Danny Boy, the parson's callingClang, clang and clang
Ýïèçîä 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - ???
When ah thanky you beOne on a teacher on a palm tree
| Congregation |
Ýïèçîä 410: Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? - Walk Hand-In-Hand With Jesus
I walk hand-in-hand with JesusOver at the park by where he lives
I tell him all my problems
And sometimes he tells me his
What a friend I have in Jesus
I can say that honestly
He's not like all my other friends
Who really don't care about me.
Amen.
| Satan |
Ýïèçîä 410: Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? - Hukilau
| Singers: |
Are we going to the Hukilau? The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? [Satan joins them] Are we going to the Hukilau? |
| Hula Dancers: | Are we going to the Hukilau? |
| Three Tortured Souls: | The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? |
| Hula Dancers: | Everybody loves a Hukilau, |
| Males: | Where the laulau is the kaukau at the luau |
| All: | We throw our nets out into the sea. And all the ama-ama come a-swimming to me Are we going to the hukilau? The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? Huki……… Luki……… Lau?……… |
| Satan: | Yeah! |
| Äåòè |
Ýïèçîä 414: Thanksgiving - 1800s Alabama
1800's, Alabama! What a great place and time!We're so happy that we live in 1800's Alabama 'cause it's sunny and there is no crime!
And in this little town in 1800's Alabama there's a family by the name of Keller!
Their daughter's deaf and mute and blind as a bat, and her parents can't even tell her!!
Ýïèçîä 414: Thanksgiving - Water, Helen, Water
| Bebe: | Water, Helen, Water. |
| Kids: | She's never gonna do it. There's no way she'll ever do it. |
| Bebe: | Helen, Helen. Water, Helen. |
| Kids: | How can she talk if she can't hear? This is absolutely pointless |
Ýïèçîä 414: Thanksgiving - Water, Helen, Water (Reprise)
| Kids: | She did it! She did it! Water! Water water aaaaaaaa! Water, Helen, Water. We can't believe she did it.The dumb kid really did it. Water, Helen, Water. |
| Jeffrey: | Now that I can communicate the world is not so cold and dark. |
| Kids: |
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Ýïèçîä 414: Thanksgiving - Blind As A Bat
Helen Keller, Helen Keller, blind as a bat.She can't hear us speak. What's up with that?
Ýïèçîä 414: Thanksgiving - Helen!
| Wendy: |
John, come quick! Our little baby's very sick
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| Stan: | No, that cannot be. Honey you are scaring me. |
| Wendy: | She can't see hear, John. Watch. Helen! |
| Stan: | Helen! |
| Wendy: | …Helen! [the audience stares in disbelief] I think our baby's deaf and blind. Oh no! |
| Stan: | Oh no! [they lean on each other] |
| Wendy: | Oh no! Oh no!!! |
| Mr. Hankey and Cornwallis |
Ýïèçîä 417: A Very Crappy Christmas - The Circle of Poo
| Mr. Hankey |
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why 'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea. And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal. And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life. |
| Cornwallis: | But how can I be that giraffe and blade of grass, and a human? I don't control what they do. |
| Mr. Hankey: | Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it, so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it. But it is all one life form. It is all… you. |
| Cornwallis: |
I think I see now.
I'm the poo of the antelope, that flows down to the ground |
| Mr. Hankey: | Becomes the grass of tomorrow |
| Cornwallis: | Yeah |
| Mr. Hankey: | Which the grazers turn around |
| Cornwallis: | So I'm the leg of a leopard and the wings of a hen |
| Mr. Hankey, Cornwallis: |
Which becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again.
That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo! |
| Stan, Kyle, Kenny, the Hankey Family |
Ýïèçîä 417: A Very Crappy Christmas - Even A Miracle Needs A Hand
a faster version of the song in the animated TV film, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
| Kyle: |
Miracles happen most every day. To people like you, and me. But don't expect a miracle. Unless you help make it to be. You hope, and I'll hurry. |
| Kyle: | You love…… And I'll labor. |
| Stan: | …… We love…… Tralala |
| Kyle: | You sit…… And I'll stand. |
| Stan: | …… We sit……Tralalalala |
| Stan, Kyle: | [with Kenny humming] Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause |
| Boys, Hankeys: | Even a miracle needs a hand! |
| [Interlude] | |
| Kyle: | You wish…… -And I'll whittle. |
| Stan: | …… We wish…… Tralalalala |
| Kyle: | You sit…… And I'll stand. |
| Stan: | ……We sit…… Tralalalala |
| Kyle: | [with Kenny humming] Let's all try to help a little, 'cause |
| Boys: | Even a miracle- |
| Stan: | …It's okay. We'll just have his character die in the film. |
| Stan, Kyle: | Even a miracle____ needs____ a____ hand!! |
| A Townsman |
Ýïèçîä 502: It Hits The Fan - Old McDonald
Old McDonald took a shit, E I E I O| Marc Shaiman |
Ýïèçîä 503: Cripple Fight - Too Fat Polka
I don't want her; you can have her. She's too fat for me.| Timmy |
Ýïèçîä 503: Cripple Fight - Old McDonald (Timmy Version)
Tim-mih Tim-mih Tim-mih Timmy, Tim-mih Tim-mih Timmy.| Terrance & Phillip (as kids) |
Ýïèçîä 503: Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow - Chicken And Ham
Sung to the tune of "Little Brown Jug"
Beef and lamb, chicken and hamStep to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh we love our chicken and ham
Don't let it go to waste that chicken and ham!
| Towelie |
Ýïèçîä 508: Towelie - Funky Town
Won't ya take me down... to Funky Town.| Fleetwood Mac |
Ýïèçîä 509: Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants - Edge of Seventeen
The words have been changed a bit
| Fleetwood Mac: | Just like the wild winged bird sings a song- Stand back, she's singin'. |
| Goat: | Maaa |
| Fleetwood Mac: | Baby |
| Goat: | Maaa |
| Fleetwood Mac: | Babe |
| Goat: | Maa-ha |
| Snoop Dogg |
Ýïèçîä 512: Here Comes The Neighborhood - Snippets from his new album
I found a girl who had an innie and I felt her with my jimmy Player-haters try to do me 'cause my rhymes are just tooo-I shout "Hell Yeah!" from my vehicle. Livin' is a miracle-
| Millionaire Protesters |
Ýïèçîä 512: Here Comes The Neighborhood - We shall Perservere
We shall perservere. We shall perservere.| Token |
Ýïèçîä 512: Here Comes The Neighborhood - If I Can't Be Poor
Why can't I be like all the other kids?They all have three-bedroom homes, broken trucks on their lawns.
And cut-up hot dogs for lunch
It's not my fault my parents succeed so much.
There's no one in town I can relate to
I play with autographed baseball bats
while everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones
Has a boy ever felt so alone?
Well, who needs them anyway? I won't pretend to be something I'm not
If I can't be poor, I've got to deal with what I've got.
If I can't be like them, what I need is more rich kids around,
So I'm not the only one, and then I won't be so... down.
Please, God, send more rich kids...
To my...
Town
| ARG Truck Driver |
Ýïèçîä 513: Kenny Dies - On The Road Again
...going places that I've never beenSeeing things that I may never see a-
| Cartman and Congress |
Ýïèçîä 513: Kenny Dies - Heat Of The Moment
| Cartman: |
It was the heat of the moment Telling me what your heart meant The heat of the moment shone in your eyes I never meant to be so bad to you |
| Congressman 1: | One look from you and I would fall from grace. |
| Congressman 2: | And that would wipe the smile right from my face. |
| Congressman 1, Cartman: | Do you remember when we used to dance? |
| A few Congressmen: | And incidents arose from circumstance? |
| Everyone: |
One thing led to another; we were young. And we would scream together songs unsung It was the heat of the moment |
| The Butters Show Choir |
Ýïèçîä 514: Butters' Very Own Ýïèçîä - Everyone know it's Butters!
(after "Everyone know it's Butters!", one can say "That's me" as Butters would.)Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone know it's Butters!
Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone know it's Butters!
Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
Pettin' at the petting zoo. He loves John Alway.
Who's that tyke with the cutest little dimples,
Battin' his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself, you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!
| Butters and the Freaks |
Ýïèçîä 601: Freak Strike - The True Freak Label
Look for the True Freak label when you are watching a TV talk showRemember somewhere our union's growing, our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.
We work hard, but who's complaining? With TFU we're making our way!
So always look for the True Freak label, because you need us right here in the U.S.A.!
Original - The Union Label
A song by Paula Green, music by Malcolm Dodds ©1975, UNITE
Union of Needltrades, Industrial and Textile Employees
(formerly International Ladies' Garment Workers'Union and other unions)
Look for the union label when you are buying that coat, dress or blouse.
Remember somewhere our union's sewing, our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.
We work hard, but who's complaining? Thanks to the I.L.G. we're paying our way!
So always look for the union label, it says we're able to make it in the U.S.A.!
| Ðàçëè÷íûå |
Ýïèçîä 602: Jared Has Aides - Variations on a commercial
(The Clay Henry commercial)| Mr. Garrison: | His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison. He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead- |
| Stan: Cartman: Kyle: Stan: Cartman: |
His name is Butters, it's Butters. He used to be fat but not no more City Wok brought him down to a size 4. Now he's got lots of moneys and girls [slowing] and a lifetime of free food at City Wok. |
| City Wok Owner: | His name is Jared, he lose some weight. Shitty Wok food sure sells great. |
| Offscreen Singer |
Ýïèçîä 602: Jared Has Aides - Subway dirge
(spoof of "Streets Of Philadelphia," by Bruce Springsteen)His name is Jared. Jared lost weight eating Subway and ... sandwiches of
| Singer for Subway |
Ýïèçîä 602: Jared Has Aides - Still Lookin' Good!
He's still lookin' good!His name is Jared
His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches...
He's still lookin' good, with all those... sub sandwiches...
He's still lookin' good, eatin' them sandwiches all the time...
| Tad |
Ýïèçîä 603: Asspen - Stan Darsh
Staaaaan... Daaaaarsh...Stan. Darsh. Darshy Daaarsh
Stan Daaarsh
Stan Darsh, Standarsh
Stan Daaaaarsh Daaarsh
Stan Darsh...
| The Russell Crowe Show |
Ýïèçîä 604: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer - Foightin' 'Round The World
IntroBorn in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World
He fight his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World
Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World!
Russell Crowe!
Exit
Tugger's whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.
But now don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty a-more a-foightin' left to do.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, an' foightin' round the world.
| Free Hat Club Members |
Ýïèçîä 609: Free Hat - Tropical song
| Members: | In the tropical isle with the coconut tree, the air is fresh and the people are free. |
| Man 5: | But here in the mountain there's no freedom like that. |
| Skeeter: | There's a man in prison and his name is Hat. |
| Alan Jackson |
Ýïèçîä 612: A Ladder To Heaven - The Ladder To Heaven
Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?Did it make you feel like cryin', or did you think it was kind of gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11
I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___
Eleven.
Where were you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven?
Where were you when they saved that ladder to heaven?
Where were you when they decided heaven was a more intangible idea 'n you couldn't, you couldn't really get there?
| Frankenstein Alien |
Ýïèçîä 615: The Biggest Douche In the Universe - The Biggest Douche In the Universe
Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!
| Mr. Hankey and Cartman |
Ýïèçîä 617: Red Sleigh Down - Poo Choo Train
| Mr. Hankey: | Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a |
| Whistle: | Poo Choo! |
| Mr. Hankey: | All the way and back! |
| Cartman: | Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing! |
| Mr. Hankey: | Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train. |
| Randy and Skeeter |
Ýïèçîä 701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll (Medley)
| Skeeter: | Well excuse me if... I'm a little bit country. |
| Randy: | Well I'm a little bit rock-n-roll! |
| Skeeter: | I'm a little for supportin' our troops. |
| Randy: | And I'm a little for bringin' them home. |
| Skeeter: | I believe freedom isn't free. |
| Randy: | No, but war shouldn't be our goal. |
| Skeeter: | We must defend our country. |
| Randy: | If it means war, then we say NO! |
| Skeeter: | Did you forget them towers in New York? Did you forget how it made you feel To see them towers come down? Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real? |
| Randy: | I like to rock, but I don't wanna rock Iraq! The only kind of rockin' America should do is the kind that we can all dance to, yeah! |
| Skeeter: | We got GPS, ICBMs, and good old-fashioned lead. We're gonna show Saddam what America means; that son of a bitch will be dead. |
| Randy: | Why are we fightin' this war? There's a man in the office we didn't vote for. They didn't give me a choice. War is not my voice! Yeaaaaahhhh! |
| Randy, Skeeter, The Town |
Ýïèçîä 701: I'm A Little Bit Country - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll
| Skeeter: | Hey I'm a little bit country |
| Randy: | And I'm a little bit rock-n-roll-eh |
| Skeeter: | I'll be the muscle of America |
| Randy: | And me, I'll be the caring soul. |
| Together: | When you put us together you get a nation with one goal To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll. |
| Randy: | Come on up here, everybody! |
| Everybody: | We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll |
| Stuart: | We can be a nation that believe in war, |
| Mr. Mackey: | And still tells the world that we don't. |
| Everybody: | Let the flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll |
| Randy: | Well, goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you a hundred Ýïèçîäs. |
| Skeeter: | We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people. And the anti-war people. |
| Everybody: | For the war, against, the war, WHO CARES?? One hundred Ýïèçîäs! |
| Crips and Bloods |
Ýïèçîä 702: Krazy Kripples - Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods
It used to be that Crips and Bloods didn't get along,But now we're all a family, so we wrote this song.
Naaa na naaa, Crips and Bloods. Naaa na naaa, hope and love.
Naaa na naaa, friendly thugs.
| Ëþäè South Park |
Ýïèçîä 707: Red Man's Greed - Love is a Battlefield
We are strongNo one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so lohh-oo-ohh-oo-ong
Both of us knowing...
Love Is A Battlefield
| Butt Out! |
Ýïèçîä 713: Butt Out! - Butt Out!
| Butt Out!: |
Butt out! Yeah yeah! Kids, that cigarette butt is gross! Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go! [rap] |
| Randy: | [beat box] ... Smoking, no. No smoking. |
| Kyle: | Freestyle! |
| Pam: | Vernon! |
| Vernon: | Don't smoke! Don't ever smoke! |
| Butt Out!: | Kyle! |
| Kyle: | B to the U to the T to the T to the O to the U to the T to the C to the I to the G to the A to the R to the E to the T to the T to the E! Butt out, cigarette! |
| Butt Out!: | Randy! |
| Randy: | Smoke you know has got to go. You go, you got to know to say the "no" To the smoke, you go go ... You gotta get it! |
| Butt Out!: | Pam! |
| Pam: | [screech] Don's smoke. |
| Butt Out!: | Woohoo! Butt out! Yeah yeah! Give that cigarette butt a throw! Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go! |
| The Broflovskis |
Ýïèçîä 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Chanukah, Chanukah
Chanukah, Chanukah, sivivon, sov, sovSov, sov, sov! Sov, sov, sov! Ma nayim vi-tov.
| The Canadians |
Ýïèçîä 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Welcome to Canada!
| Canadians: | Welcome, friend, to Canada! Canada Friends loves you! We're just like any other country without the big tattoo! |
| Sailor: | We greet thee with pleasure, but one question, if we may? |
| Businessman: | What brings you folks to Canada? Why are you here today? |
| Kyle: | Uh. My adopted brother got taken back here to Canada? So, we want to talk to the new Canadian Prime Minister about getting him back? |
| Canadians: | His brother is our quest. The question is, is what? You must talk to the new Prime Minister if you think his brother's home's back there |
Ýïèçîä 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Follow the Only Road
| Priest: | Follow the only road. |
| Man: | Follow the only road. |
| Canadians: | To go anywhere in Canada, you just follow the only road. There's only one road in Canada. We call it the Road, the only road. Hip-hip, hooray, let's hear it for our Road. |
| Road Workers: | And it's paved and wide and up to code. |
| Canadians: | You're off to see the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister of Canada! |
Ýïèçîä 715: It's Christmas in Canada - Ding Dong, They Caught Saddam!
Ding dong, they caught Saddam! Merry Christmas to the world!Ding dong, the Americans caught Saddam!
Now Canada is free for you and you and me
It's the best Christmas presents we ever got
Canadian Christmas, it's the best! We drink and dance and show our breasts!
Let's celebrate! Saddam Hussein's been caught!
| The French Canadians |
Ýïèçîä 715: It's Christmas in Canada - There'z no Canada like French Canada
| French Canadians: |
There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand. There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. |
| Mime: | Is a bullshit Canada |
| French Canadians: | If you lived here for a day, you'd understand. |
| Mime: | I think you'd understand. ...You understand. |
| A Rancher |
Ýïèçîä 805: You Got F'd In The A - Honey, Babe, Be Mine
(Cocaine Round)You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
Honey, babe, be mine.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey-
(later)
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight an' screw all night and day.
Honey, babe, be mine.
Ýïèçîä 807: The Jeffersons - Songs by Michael Jefferson
My Wishing Tree
Have you been up my ...Wishing Tree?It's where I come to think and dream.
And now I'd like to show you my ...Wishing Tree.
Where we can laugh and giggle and scream.
Imagination is the key. Won't you imagine along with me?
We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea
Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything!
Up in my Wishing Tree!
Let's Ride the Train
| Mr. Jefferson: | Would you like to ride the train with me, and start a magical journey? |
| Cartman: | Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson. You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson. |
| Mr. Jefferson: (Cartman:) |
Let's ride and ride on the train together (... Train together) On a journey through both of our minds. (... I've got time. Do youuu??) |
I'm Peter Pan
Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. I'm a little boy forever.Goodnight
Now let's all sleep and dream of fun and adventurous thingsIt's time for us all to say goodnight
The Power to Change
We all have the power to change if we search inside our heartsAnd we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays
And you know it might be hard, but all you've got to do is start,
And you can change all of your evil molesting ways.
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