#101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
1) After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's a little plastic dick that goes in a vagaina "
2) When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"
3) After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4) After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"
#102 - Weightgain 4000
1) When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2) When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3) After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"
#103 - Volcano
1) After Stan says to Cartman "Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick."
2) After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.
3) After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4) After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5) After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"
6) After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7) After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8) After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"
#104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
1) While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing."
2) After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say "Not from what I saw"
3) When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"
#105 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
1) When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2) When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your
3) After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next
time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you." Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."
4) When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5) When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"
#106 - Death
1) After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "I did, I gotta go shit"
3) After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"
4) Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5) After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6) When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended when there mmmmmmmmph mmmmmph a baby sitter for their kids."
(Couldn't decipher that part.)
#107 - Pinkeye
1) When he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just
laughing. Here's what he says?:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
Also when Cartman is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and "Hey guys guess what?"
#108 - Starvin' Marvin
1) When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2) When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "tube that's inside of your pee-pee" This one was hard and if you
think it's something different please tell me
3) When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomarrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"
#109 - Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
1) After baby Jesus is deliveblack by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"
2) After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"
3) When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
4) When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking
5) When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?".
6) After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"
7) After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The
End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"
#110 - Damien
1) After Stan talks to Damien
about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking
Also when Damien calls Satan, Satan is speaking latin. Rectuse Domenius is "Ass Master" or literally "Rectum Dominate"
#111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty (Miss Ellen)
1) When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of
2) When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can
allways finger their pussy".
3) When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss
Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.
#112 - Mecha Streisand
1) When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."
#113 - Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut
1) When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't
2) After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the
animals and tea?"
3) When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, ect."
4) After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.
#201 - Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus
Kenny was not in this episode.
#202 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
1) After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto"
2) After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?"
3) When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team 'b'."
4) After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "you fucking people make me walk though the
5) When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right."
6) When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box."
7) After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger".
8) When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-un".
9) When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll connect the wires"
#203 - Ike's Bris
1) When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef".
2) When Chef is disapointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"
#204 - Chicken Lover
1) When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises"
2) After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?"
3) Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too.
4) When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman".
5) When Mrs. McCormick is kicking her husband's ass, Kenny cheers on with "Yeah yeah yeah!"
6) When Kenny is shot he says "No, it hit my jacket".
#205 - Conjointed Fetus lady
1) When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times.
2) When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"
#206 - The Mexican staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka
1) When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end"
2) When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your uncle sucks dick"
3) When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, what a couple of bitch-ass mother fuckers!"
#207 - City on the Edge Forever (Flashbacks)
1) Kenny tell's Kyle the time is "7:35"
2) When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were chased by
death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us down."
3) When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and that, and
4) After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
5) When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh, yeah."
After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..." and it
6) When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking..."
#208 - Summer Sucks
1) When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stu".
2) When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"
#209 - Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
1) When the boys are talking about Stan not being Wendy's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah cause you always puke on her"
2) When they're talking about Cartman's ass, Kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up a whole room."
#210 - Chicken Pox
1) When Kenny's mom tells him to come and play with his friends, he says "But mom, I'm fucking sick!"
2) When Kenny comes out he says "Hey guys, what's going on?"
3) When the boys are talking about the rats Kenny tells us "Well, we shouldn't have any rats when we put the fucking ceiling in."
#211 - Robert Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
1) Kenny's haiku goes "When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to fuck".
This was really hard. I'm not too sure, but listen for yourself.
2) When Kenny first talks about the stars, he says "nothing"
3) When the lasers come on, Kenny says "whoa dude".
#212 - Clubhouses
1) When all the boys say "fine" Kenny also says "Fine."
2) When Cartman's telling Kenny what to do with Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Well why the fuck do I have to do
everything when you stand around..." and then Kenny's cut out by Cartman saying he's the worker.
3) When Cartman tells Kenny to get the carpet Kenny says"You fuck ,you suck dick"
4) When Cartman tells Kenny he has to wait for the hot tub he says in a depressed voice, "Yes sir".
5) As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Uh-huh"
6) After Cartman says Kenny and him have to find chicks he says "YEAH!"
7) After Cartman demands that Kenny goes and finds the chicks, Kenny says, "Why do I have to go find the chicks?"
8) When Cartman asks if Kenny finds the chicks, Kenny says "Mmm hmm!"
#213 - Cow Days
1) When Kenny pulls out his food stamps he says "What? These?"
2) When Kyle tells Kenny to give him the food stamps he says "Nah-uh"
3) When Kyle demands the food stamps Kenny says "Dude, these are mother fucking food
stamps and I
don't need to be used right outta these food stamps".
4) When Cartman's lying on the ground, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!"
5) After the boys wonder where Cartman is, Kenny says "He ran away"
6) Stan tells Kenny to go find Cartman, and Kenny says "Okay."
7) When Kenny comes back with no Cartman and the boys ask where he is, Kenny says "I
don't know, I can't find em'"
8) They tell Kenny he's on in a few minutes and he says "I know, I know!"
9) When Kenny's about to come to help Cartman, Kenny says "Nah-uh, I ain't going in that ring...ahh!"
#214 - Chef Aid
1) When Elton John says that he'll help the boys out, Kenny says "Hooray"!
#215 - Spookyfish
1) When Kenny takes more of the blanket from his brother he says "Give me this."
2) When Kenny's mom smacks him he says "Hey Mom!"
3) After Kenny's dad asks if that was Cartman, Kenny says "Uh huh"
4) When Kenny shows his 'pumpkin' he says "It's all I could afford"
#216 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
1) When Kenny's dad tells him to bring back food for them he says "Okay"
2) When Manson asks if Kenny wants to go a 'more secluded' part of the mall, he says "Okay"
3)When Manson says Kenny is around he comes back and says "Hey guys, lets go."
#217 - Underpants Gnomes
1) When Cartman says Kenny's happy being poor, Kenny says "Fuck you".
2) During the commercial, Kenny says "and get back to the home owned enterprise"
#218 - Prehistoric Ice Man
1) When Kenny's watching TV, he says "Oh no!"
2) When Stan says Cartman killed Kyle, Kenny says "You bastard!"
3) When "Yeah, I think you ought to name him Steve"
4) When Barbrady asks what color to pick, Kenny says "Blue".
5) Just before Kenny is smushed under the escalator belt, he says "Uh oh!"
#301 - Rainforest Schmainforest
1) When the Choir Teacher talks about G.G.W.K. Kenny says "That sounds fucking stupid!"
2) When he is in Mr. Mackey's office after he says he is signing them up Kenny says "Woo-hoo, I mean Ahhh!"
3) When he tells Kelly his name, Kenny says "Kenny" then she says Lenny, he Says "No, Kenny" she says Benny he says "KENNY!"
4) When Cartman says Kenny is poor, he says to Kelly "My family's not poor."
5) When Kelly says it's a privalage to live in America Kenny says "Uh-huh"
6) When Kelly asks if he remember the dance he says "Yeah, I think so!"
7) Kenny Sings song 1st time Lyrics Here!
8) Kelly asks Kenny if every thing will be fine he says "Everything is fine"
9) Kelly asks if she can tell Kenny something he says "OKAY!"
10) After Kelly says "I like you", he says "Really?" then "That's great!" then "That's not great?" than "OHH!"
11) When everyone is tied up he says "Yeah, me too!" to Kelly
12) After she says they would have to call everyday he says "OK, I can do that!"
13) Kenny sings song 2nd time Lyrics Here!
#302 - Spontaneous Combustion
1) When Kenny gives Kyle the hairdryer in the store, Kenny says "How about this?"
2) After being kicked out of the store and Stan complains, Kenny says "I know dude, fucking seriously!"
3) As the boys are walking away from the store, Kenny says "Well see you guys, I have to get on the bus".
4) When Cartman asks if Kenny's going to see his little girlfriend again, Kenny says "Yeah dude, seriously"
#303 - Chef's Mama
1) When the boys wonder why Cartman isn't it school, Kenny says "Maybe cause he got stuck in a door!"
2) Kenny says, "..and a really big dick." when they was describeing Chef to the secretary.
3) When Kenny comes up with his plan he says "You guys, you guys, the song the succubus sings......... then sing the song backwards, that's the whole idea." OK, most of that speech by Kenny is impossible, I don't even know if they are real words.
#304 - Jackovosaurs
1. When Cartman is taking a crap and asks for one of Kenny gloves he says "Here ya go...wait NO!"
2. Just before the bear jumped on him, he said to guys, "Hey guys, where you goin?" (then he died)
#305 - Tweek vs. Craig
1. When the teacher talks about what they will be doing in the Home Ec. class then Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2. After the teacher says "That, is why we take Home Ec.", Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
3. When Kenny walks up to the other kids on the playground he says "Hey guys, what do you want to do?"
4. After the girls all said good-bye to Kenny on the playground, Kenny said "Bye laddies!"
5. While the gang was fighting Kenny yelled out a few choise (swear) words.
6. When the teacher shows the cards to the class, Kenny repeats them, along with the girls.
7. When the teacher tells Kenny to read the card, he says "I can't make love to you until we get a king sized bed!"
8. When the teacher tells Kenny that she needs to talk to him, he says "Yeah, ok"
9. When the teacher tells Kenny that he isn't right for Home Ec., he says, "Why?"
10. After the teacher tells Kenny that his odds for marrying a rich man in the future are not good, He says, "It's not?"
11. Right after the teacher tells Kenny he should transfer to shop class he says "Shop class! Oh no!"
12. When the teacher tells Kenny that very few students are seriously injured in shop class, He says "I don't want to go to shop class!"
13. When Mr. Adler is about to kill himself, Kenny walks up on him and says "Hey, is this shop class?"
14. When Kenny got tossed in the bucket o' nails he started yelling then Mr. Adler picked him up and he said, "I'm ok!"
#306 - Sexual Harassment Panda
1) When Kenny holds the magnet, he yells "Oh no, Oh no! OH NO!" as he gets pulled through the fan.
#307 - Cat Orgy
Kenny was not in this episode.
#308 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Kenny was not in this episode.
#309 - Jewbillee
1) When Kyle answers the door Kenny Says, 'Hey, you guys wanna come and watch the Meteor Shower with me?"
2) After Kyle says that he has to go to Jewbilee, Kenny says "What's That?"
3) Kenny says "Oh, that's alright" when Kyle explains Jewbillee.
4) When Kyle says that Kenny could come to Jewbilee with him, he says "Really?"
5) After Kyle's mom says that Jewbilee is for special kids, Kenny replies "Oh."
6) When Kyle said that Kenny to his mom that will believe anything, he says "Yeah!"
7) When Sheila lets him go, he says "Whoopee!"
8) When Ike is getting ready for Squirts, he says "huh?" and when Kyle explains to him whats squirts are he says "oh".
9) In the car when Kyle's mom is explaining some Jewish stories, he says "Uh huh" twice.
10) After Kenny gets out of the car and Kyle's mom talks to him, he says "Uh huh"
11) He says "How do I do that?" When Sheila tells him to try and act Jewish.
12) When the Jew Scout Instructor asks for his name, he says "Kenny McCormick."
13) When Kenny sees the Chamber of Elders, he asks Kyle, "What's That?"
14) He repeats the pledge along with the other new inductees, "I pledge to be a Jew Scout, My Honour wide and true, I'm proud to be a Jew Scout, Otherwise I just be a Jew."
15) Kenny says says 'Nahee-Kayem' and after he ducks the bell, he walks off laughing.
16) When they form in a circle, Kenny asks Kyle "What do we do here?"
17) When Kyle says they will pray to Moses, Kenny says "Hahaha! That sounds stupid!"
18) When Kenny finally sees moses, he yells "What the fuck is that?!"
19) When Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish, he says "uh oh.."
20) After that he says "Oh no! What do we do?"
21) When Kyle blames Kenny for saying he was Jewish, he says "What?"
22) He tries to explain himself and says "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry!"
23) When he is told that he gets no carrot Cake, he says "What?"
24) When the evil Elder plans to bring back Hamen, and he hears he says "Oh no.."
25) Alongside the road, he yells "Help! Help!" to the passing cars.
26) When he sees the squirts with the baby bear, Kenny says "Awww!"
27) This one was hard, here's my best try. "Okay guys, theres this guy who wants to bring hamen back and he's trapped Moses in a shell, and he's gonna summon Hamen and if he does he's gonna kill all the Jews!"
28) After that, Kenny says "I know! Come on guys, we don't have much time!"
29) When the evil elder guy is summoning hamen, Kenny yells "Whoopee!" and snatches his book.
30) While the evil elder guy is kicking him, he is yelling "OW, OWW!"
31) When he couldn't crack the shell, he said "That's okay, I'll use my head!" and he kills himself.
#310 - Chinpokomon
1) When Cartman asks Kenny for the 'Pengin' Cinpokomon, he says "Nuh uh!"
2) When cartman says that it's his favourite, Kenny says "Nuh uh!"
3) He then starts fighting over the Pengin doll with Cartman and he says "No" about five times along with Cartman, and then "No, PENGIN'S MINE! No!"
4) When Cartman wants to trade Kenny for his Pengin, he says "Fuck off!"
#311 - Starvin Marvin In Space
1) When the boys wonder why anyone would want to send the 600 club money, Kenny says "To pay for a rocket for his penis!
2) When they make a run for the ship, Kenny drops back and says, "Hey you guys, wait up for me..." and he says "Ow" when he hits the ground.
3) When he gets left behind "You guys! Go without me!"
4) When they tell him what they'll do with Kenny, he says "Ok, ok I GET IT!"
#312 - Korn's Groove Pirate Ghost Mystery
1) When the boys are talking about the contest he says, "Hey you guys, I'm gonna win this years costume contest!"
2) When Stan says they should dig up Kyle's Grandma, Kenny says "Yeah!"
3) He says to the boys at the docks, "Just Wait till you see MY sweet costume!"
4) When Cartman says that Kenny will never have a sweet costume, Kenny says, "Yeh i will, it'll kick..." (The rest is hard to make out)
When he walks up to the other boys with his robot thing costume, Kenny says "Hey guys! Check out my fucking sweeet costume!"
5) When David recognises him and says "Hey Kenny!" he says "Oh man..."
6) When he doesn't win the costume contect, he moans "Awww.."
#313 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics
1) When he finds out that Kyle likes Rebecca, he says "Hehehe, your a fucking faget dude!"
2) When he sees the Funny Fonics Monkey with Cartman's Snacky Smores, he says "Can I have some of that?"
#314 - The Red Badge of Gayness
1) When Cartman says that Flutes are gay, Kenny looks at his flute and says "The flute's Gay?"
2) When Cartman guarantees him lots of plunder, and women, Kenny says "Whoo hoo!"
#315 - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
1) When Mr. Garrison is about to sing 'Merry Fucking Christmas'he says that the topic is about how other cultures celebrate christmas, then Kenny says "What?"
#316 - Are you there God, it's me Jesus
1) After Cartman says 'I Hit Puberty you guys!', Kenny says "What?"
2) When Kyle says he'll check if his ass is bleeding, Kenny says "Me, too."
3) While Cartman is looking through the pads in the store, Kenny comes in and says "You Guys! You Guys! I got it! I got my very first period!"
4) When Kyle asks him, he says "Yeah! You guys, I was just there sittin' on the the toilet, and I finally got my period!"
5) When Cartman suggests to use pads to avoid getting blood on their underwear, Kenny Shouts "WHO00PPEE!"
6) When Cartman asks if he got his maxi pads yet, Kenny says "No, i got a pack of Tampons."
7) When Cartman asks what a tampon is, Kenny says "Its a little thing you put up your ass to stop all the bleeding!"
8) When he's asked 'Does it hurt?', he says "A little...."
9) Cartman checks the attendance record, "Goddess moon? GODDESS MOON?" Kenny then says "I'm here!".
10) When they start talking about boys, Kenny says "Yeah, I think that Craig is the coolest guy in our school. There's really no doubt about it!"
11) When both the boys say their period is going swimmingly, Kenny says "Mine too."
12) In the clubhouse, Kenny starts feeling bad and mutters "Uhhhhh."
13) When they all ignore him he says "Ohhh Goodd.."
14) Kenny then starts feeling awful, and he moans "Uuunngggh!" and then he falls over and coughs up blood.
#317 - Worldwide Recorder Concert
1) Kenny says "Uh-uh.", "Nope", and "Nuh-uh." when him and Cartman are tring to find the brown note on the bus.
2) When Cartman asks Kenny what a queef is, Kenny says "I don't know"
3) Kenny says "Yeah", when Cartman suggests that they find Kenny G.
4) When Cartman is about to play the brown noise, Kenny says "Ready!"
#401 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
1) Kenny says "What the fucking hell?" when Cartman comes to the door and asks to get out of town. Note: Kenny was actually bleeped when he said 'fuck' for the first time ever.
2) When Cartman tells Kenny that they have to get ot Mexico, he says "Mexico, how the fuck are we gonna go to Mexico?" Note: Kenny was actually bleeped when he said.
3) Kenny says "Hey!" after Cartman wacks him.
4) After Cartman asks if he still has the go-go action bronco, Kenny says "Yeah."
5) Kenny says "I'm going as fast as I can!" when Cartman asks him to go faster."
#402 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
1) Kenny says "Sega Dreamcast!?!" with the other boys after Cartman says it.
2) When the boys look to Kenny for teeth, he says "Uh-uh!", "No, I don't!",and "No I don't, fuck you!"
3) Kenny asks "Why the fuck does it have to be my tooth?" and says "Fuck you!" right before they try to pull his tooth out.
4) When Butters comes to the boys and tells them that he has a loose tooth Kenny says,"You what?" and "Woo-hoo!"
5) Kenny says "That there's a time and place for everything, and it's called college!" when Chef asks what he told them about drugs.
6) When Kenny is about to be thrown into the river, he says "He's not gonna do it!?!" after Cartman says no! And as he's being thrown in he says stuff like "No! Fuck! Please, no! Why me?"
7) When Kenny was yelling at the boys to come get him he says, "Hey you guys, over here" and "Help You Guys!"
#403 - Quintuplets 2000
1) Kenny sings some foreign operas when the boys are in the living room and through the rest of the episode. When the boys say that Kenny sucks at singing, he says "Huh?" and "I'm singing the best I can!"
2) Kenny repeats the CD, sings the opera along with the music, and says "God!"
3) Kenny says "Hey!" when the boys say that Kenny has a bad voice in front of the Quintuplets.
4) Kenny says "Really, really good!" and "Europe!?!" in reply to the music teacher.
5) Kenny says "Fine" when his mom says that he would have to leave his friends and family behind.
#404 - Timmy 2000
1) Kenny says "Gooood." after Cartman does by the bus.
2) In the luchroom Kenny repeats the other boys and says "Hello, Chef.", "Just fine, thank you.", and "Oh boy."
#405 - Great Expectations
Kenny is not in this episode.
#406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA
1) Kenny says "No." when his parents ask him if he wants a baby brother.
2) When Kenny goes up to his Dad, Kenny says "Dad, I want to play catch!" and "But, I want to play now."
3) Kenny says "I don't know, but I have to think of something!" when the boys ask what Kenny's gonna do about the new baby.
4) When he is in the pharmacy he asks the clerk "Hi, I need some pills that'll kill a baby thats inside of me." and when the clerk asks "Cash or charge?" Kenny says "Cash!"
5) When Kenny is trying to give the drink to his mom he says, "Here Mom, I made your favorite drink!" and "Try it." When his Dad takes the cup from him, Kenny says, "No, dad don't..." and "Uh-oh!"
6) Kenny says "Mooom!?" after he sees the ad for the John Denver Experience.
7) Right before Kenny goes crazy with the plunger, he says "THAT DOES IT!!!"
P.S. In the song played when everyone is chasing everyone in the hotel, and at the end of the show the french words sung are french numbers and various words (in french).
#407 - Cherokee Hair Tampoon
1) Kenny says "Here" when the sub. teacher says "Is Stan Marsh here?"
2) When Cartman and Kenny are playing Kenny makes swooching and shooting noices.
3) When Cartman and Kenny are fighting over the space cruiser Kenny says "No it's mine!"
4) When Stan says that Kyle dieing is really serious, Kenny says "It's not that fucking serious!"
5) When Cartman says that he wants 10 million dollars Kenny replies with "10 million dollars!?!"
6) Kenny says "I know." when Stan says that he doesn't know what to do.
7) Kenny says "Uh-huh." when Stan says that if Kyle died they'd never see him again.
8) Kenny says "Uh-huh." when Stan asks if that was it for people.
9) Kenny says "You never fucking care when I die!" when Stan is bitching about Kyle dieing.
10) Right after Stan starts crying, Kenny says "Now that does it, I've had enough of this bull-shit! Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
#408 - Chef Goes Nanners
1) When Kyle asks how many of the anti-acid pills Kenny's going to eat he says "Oh, I never get any mints at home." and "Fuck you, man."
#409 - Fingerbang (Something you do with your finger)
1) When Cartman says they have to practice there music over and over, Kenny says "And we'll look like fucking fagets!"
2) Kenny says "Me, too" when they suggest that Wendy joins the boy band.
3) When Cartman makes up the defintion for fingerbang, Kenny says "That's not what it means!"
4) When Cartman asks what fingerbang means he says, "It's when you take your finger, and stick it down your ass-hole, and it makes you feel really good."
5) Kenny says, "Yeah" when Kyle says that he won't perform in a 4-member boy band.
#410 - Do handicapped People Go To Hell?
1) Kenny says "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's generation..." repeating what Cartman said.
2) Kenny says "What?" when he is confused about Jesus being crackers.
3) Kenny says "Oh shit!" when the Sister Mary told them that they all have to confess all their sins.
4) When Cartman blames Kenny for setting Mr. Garrison's Cat on fire, Kenny says "What?"
5) Kenny says "What are we gonna do?" when they are trying to think of a way to save Timmy from hell.
6) Kenny says "Hey dude" to Stan in Church.
7) Kenny says "Shit!" after Stan does.
#411 - Probably
1) Kenny asks "Where am I?" twice to the Mexican man at the Gas station.
2) When Cartman answers the phone, Kenny says "Cartman, Cartman you've got to help me, cause I'm really not dead!"
#412 - 4th Grade
1) Kenny says "Her titties are fuckin' huge!" when they first see Ms. Choksondik.
2) Kenny says "Let's go!" right before he gets smeared all over the highway.
#413 - Trapper Keeper
Kenny is in this episode, but he says nothing.
#414 - Thanksgiving Special
Kenny is in this episode, but he says nothing.
#415 - Fat Camp
1) When Kyle asks Kenny to make the incision in the manitee for $5, Kenny says "Five Bucks?"
2) When Kenny asks how much to eat the spleen, he says, "I'm not gonna eat that."
3) Kenny says "What?" when Kyle tells him to eat his barf.
4) Kenny says "Sure." when Jesus thanks him for coming on the show.
5) Kenny says "Yeah, am I?" when the kids ask Chef if Kenny is a prostitute.
6) Kenny says "The next thing I'm gonna do is give my grandpa sentual full-body massage" when the guys asks what's next
7) Kenny says "10 bucks!" when the celebritys are betting on the price of the blowjob.
#416 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kenny was in this episode, but he did not say anything.
#417 - Merry Crappy Christmas
1) Kenny said "Yeah, that'd be awesome." after the boys think up their cartoon scheme.
#501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
1) Kenny says "You got pubes?" when Cartman said he did.
2) Kenny says "One, please." when he purchases the movie ticket.
3) Kenny laughs to death when he watches the little piggy thing.
#502 - It Hits The Fan
1) After Stan says 'Holy fucking shit!' Kenny says "Hey, you can't say fuck!"
2) Kenny says "Uh-oh!" when he starts to cough.
3) Kenny says "Yeah, I didn't....goddammit!" right before he vomits out his intestines.
#503 - Cripple Fight
1) Kenny says "Yeah, Bye!" to Big Gay Al.
#504 - Super Best Friends
Kenny is in this episode but he says nothing.
#505 - Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
1) Kenny asks "Toronto?" after Terrance says it in his dressing room.
2) When Cartman told Kenny everything was O.K. Kenny said "Oh, I can't see."
#506 - Cartmanland
1) "You guys, you guys, you gotta come downtown to the bank, yo gotta see, Cartman got 1 million dollars from his grandma!" then "Because she died, she left 1 million dollars to Eric in her will." (That's damn close)
2) He also said "Woo-hoo!" when he was riding the mine shaft ride, before he died.
#507 - Proper Condom Use
1) Right before Cartman beats off the dog, Kenny says "It's the coolest thing that I've ever seen."
2) When Stan and Kyle say that dogs don't make milk, Kenny says "Yeah, they do."
#508 - Towelie
1) When they're all playing the video game Kenny says, "And, I killed you."
2) Kenny says, "How the fuck would we know?" when they are calling for Towelie. (Not very sure of this one)
#509 - Osama bin Laden has Farty Pants
1) When Stan asks Kenny if he could take the goat, he says: "No fucking way dude!"
2) Kenny says, "Oh Shit, we're taking off!" the plane is about to take-off from the USA.
3) Kenny says, "My god, it smells like shit!" after they land the plane.
#510 - How to Eat With Your Butt
1) When Ms. Choksondik says that someone will be punished, he says: "Ahh, that's bull-shit!"
2) Kenny replies, "You've ever done?" when Cartman says 'It's the sweetest thing I've ever done.
#511 - The Entity
1) All that he 'says' in the episode is "Ouch!" when he is shot in the head at the airport.
#512 - Here Comes the Neighborhood
1) He says NOTHING in this episode.
#513 - Kenny Dies
1) Kenny says "Oh yeah, I'm fine." after he coughs while burning the poo.
2) After Cartman asks what he has in his backyard, Kenny says "A sno-cone machine?"
3) Kenny says "What the fuck are stem cells?" when Cartman starts talking about them.
4) After the Doctor hooks up the I.V. Kenny says, "Thank you."
5) When the doc asks Kenny if he wants to take off his coat, Kenny Says, "No, I'm fine."
6) Kenny says "Oh, fine, I'm fine." after the boys ask how hes doing.
7) After Cartman confesses his true feelings toward Kenny, he says "Eric, your my best friend too."
8) After Chef tells Kenny he has a lot of friends, Kenny says "Yes, *cough cough* and what about Stan?"
9) When Kyle answers him, he says "I hope so."
10) Right before the Make a Wish people come in the room he says "Stan??"
11) After the M.A.W. people come in, Kenny says "Make a wish foundation?"
12) Kenny says "I kinda wish I could live more then anything." when he's asked what his wish is.
13) After the M.A.W guy asks if kenny want to see Madonna , he says "No, Madonna's a old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and talks with a fake British accent, and she can suck my dick."
#617 - Red Sleigh Down
1) When Kenny walks on to the screen at the end of the episode (after a 16 episode absence) he says "Hey guys. What's goin' on?"
2) Kenny tells the Kyle "Oh, I've just been hanging out." after he asks where he was.
3) Kenny says "Yeah" when Stan says that things are finally back to normal.
#704 - Cancelled
1) When Cartman farts on Kyle the 3rd time he says, "Hahaha, he got you again!!"
2) When Cartman farts on Kyle the 4th time he says, "Derr!"
3) When Cartman farts on Kyle the 5th time he says, "Yes it is!"
4) As the boys look down on Earth from the alien's ship he says "Awesome!"
5) When the large doors open and Stan assumes that the head alien is coming in he says, "Oh no!"
6) He agrees along with the other boys on the judging of the alien's apperence.
7) When Stan mentions that he likes the new form the alien takes, he adds, "Me too."
8) On hearing the show can stay on, with the other boys: "All right!"
9) Kenny arrives with the photo in hand he says, "Hey you guys, look."
10) After the boys ask what the hell it was he sais, "I don't know."
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
NOTE: Some lines are guesses, but rest assured, they are pretty damn close.
1) When Kenny puts his clothes on, He says, "Coming!"
2) When Stan asks if he wants to come see the T&P movie he says, "Yeah I wanna come, Ok!"
3) When Kenny's Mom asks where is he going, kenny says, "I'm going to see the Terrence and Phillip Movie"
4) When she says he has to go to church he says, "But Mom, I gotta see this movie."
5) After she says he can answer to Satan he says, "Ok!"
6) His line in the song is, " And this movie's gonna make our lives complete, 'Cuz Terrence and Phillip are sweet"
7) When the boys were calling their town "Quiet little redneck poo-dung white trash..." Kenny Says, "Kick-ass!"
8) When the boys were swearing Kenny says, "Fuck!"
9) When Cartman says that you can't light farts on fire, Kenny says, "Yeah, you can."
10) When Cartman says, "No you can't" to Kenny, he says, yeah you can I've tried it before"
11) When Cartman Bets Kenny, He Says, "Sure I can, check it out", "He He he He He!, Ahh!, Oh Shit !!, Oh Fuck!, Fucking Shit!"
12) When Kenny gets the salt on him, he screams.
13) As he wakes up in the hospital, Kenny says, "Ah, I fell like shit, dude."
14) When Dr. Doctor asks how he's feeling, he says, "Well I think i'm ok now."
15) When Dr. Doctor says that he has three seconds to live, he says, "Huh?"
16) When Kenny is denied access to heaven he says, "Huh...AAHHHHHHHhh!"
17) As Kenny touches the fire, he says, "Shit, Oww!"
18) When he meets Satan he says, "Oh My Goooooooodddd!"
19) When he is put on the torture thing he starts crying.
20) When he meets Saddam he says "Huh?"
21) When Saddam acts all horny, he says, "What The Fuck!?!?"
22) When Saddam and Satan leave Kenny says, "Huh?"
" 23) When he spies on Saddam and Satan, when Satan explains his coming, Kenny says, "Huh"
24) When Kenny goes to Cartman as a ghost he says, "Cartman, Cartman it's me Kenny!" (He has some other lines that are too fuzzy.)
25) When Kenny catches Satan crying he asks, "What's wrong?"
26) When Kenny asks again he says, "Hey what's wrong Satan?"
27) When Satan explains about Saddam, he says, "Well why don't you just fuckin' leave Hhim?"
28) When Satan Says he's dumping Saddam Kenny screams, "Good for you!"
29) When Kenny's a ghost again, he says, "Cartman, It's Me Again!" and "Satan and Saddam are coming!", then he says, "Yes they're coming!" (I couldn't translate the other line) (the last line is) "Dont let Terrence and Phillip die Cartman!"
30) When Saddam is trying to boss Satan on Earth, Kenny says, "Satan, you've got to do something!"
31) When Satan gave Kenny a wish he says, "I wish that everything can go back to normal."
32) When Chef says that he'll go back, he says, "I know, but I've learned something today..."(The rest is too hard to interpret)
33) When Kenny is unhooded he obviously says, "Goodbye you guys."
Chef Aid Cd: Bubblegoose
1) When Cartman calls Kenny's family poor, Kenny says "Fuck you Cartman".
Chef Aid Music Video: Kenny's Dead
1) When Kenny's dad tells Kenny to Las Vegas and win a thousand dollars Kenny says "Okay dad, I'll do my best."
2) When Kenny opens his new casino he shouts "Woo hoo! I'm rich I'm...ahh!"
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics CD: The Most Offensive Song Ever
1) For what Kenny says, and the rest of the lyrics CLICK HERE!
South Park BLU Soundtrack: Mountain Town
1) His line in the song is, "And this movie's gonna make our lives complete, 'Cuz Terrence and Phillip are sweet"
2) When the boys were calling their town "Quiet little redneck poo-dung white trash..." Kenny Says, "Kick-ass!"
Frosty vs. Jesus
1) Kenny, who was actually not named in this short, said "Yeah" without the hood covering his mouth.
The Spirit of Christmas
1) Kenny sings "We wish you a Merry Christmas." with the other kids.
2) Kenny says "Oh, no!" as his head is being cut off.
Jay Leno Special
1) After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"
The South Park 64 Commercial
1) When the South Park 64 box falls on 'Cyber' Kenny he says "Oh, Shit!"
Magic the Gathering Commercial
Kyle: This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny: 'It sounds fucking gay'
Note: It is also believed he says: "It's Not just a Game'