The Most Offensive Song Ever - Performed By Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird. Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph) (Mmmmmppppppppph) Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed. Kenny: I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night, Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired you see Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph) Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want... And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ. Together: If there's no room at the inn Its not considered a sin Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me. [Laughs] Mr. Hankey: That's right! And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph) Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation. Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas. Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb... Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick. Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick. Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy! Kenny: Because sucking dick... Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy! Kenny: You can suck my dick! [Laughter]