I Saw Three Ships


 	Shelley:

	I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
	I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day in the morning.
	And what was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
	And what- SHUT UP, TURDS!

	-was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day in the morning?
	The Virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
	And what was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
	The Virgin Mary and- SHUT UP, TURDS!

	-Christ were there, on Christmas Day in the morning.
	Let us all rejoice amain on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
	And let - I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!

	-us all ejoice amain On Christmas Day in the morning.
	Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
	Shelly got up and killed the turds, on Christmas Day, in the morning!

	Arrrrrrrgh!