Christmas Time in Hell



Satan:		Well I tell you what,
					Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
					Come on everyone, gather around!

					String up the lights and light up the tree,
					We're gonna make some revelry.
					Spirits are high, so I can tell,
					It's Christmas time in hell!

					Demons are nicer as you pass them by.
					There's lots of demon toys to buy.
					The snow is falling and all is well,
Everybody:	It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan:		There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
					With a festive Christmas ham.
					After he has sex with it
					He'll eat up all he can.

					And there goes John F. Kennedy,
					Caroling with his son.
Kennedys:	Reunited for the holidays
					God bless us, everyone!

Demons & Souls:	Everybody has a happy glow,
					Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow.
Satan: 			Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
Demons & Souls:	It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan:			Adolf, here's a present for you.
Hitler:			Oh? Oh Tannenbaum!
Satan:		Yes, Oh Tannenbaum!

 					God cast me down from Heaven's door
					To rule in hell for evermore.
					But now I'm kinda glad that I fell,
Everybody: 	Cause It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan:			Here's a rack to hang the stockings on.
Everybody:			We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Satan:			Michael Landon's hair looks swell,
Everybody:	It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan: 		There's Princess Diana,
					Holding burning mistletoe
					Over poor Gene Siskel's head,
					Just watch his weenie grow!

Everybody:	For one day we all stop burning
					And the flames are not so thick.
					All the screaming and the torture stops
					As we wait for old Saint Nick!

					So string up the lights and light up the tree,
					We're damned for all eternity!
					But for just one day all is well,
					It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan:		Gather close together, and make it quick!
					We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Everybody:			Wake his mother and ring the bell,
Satan: 			It's Christmas time...
Demons & Souls:It's Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time...
Satan: 			Christmas Time!
Demons & Souls:	 	Christmas time, it's Christmas time, Christmas time...
Everybody:	It's Christmas time in Hell!

Jimmy Stewart:		Merry Christmas Movie House!