Christmas-Medley


			Hello everyone and welcome to McKenicks. Now please put
						your hands together and welcome Santa Clause and Jesus Christ.

Santa:			Hello everybody.
Jesus:			How y'all doin' tonight?
Santa:	 		You know Jesus, there have been so many wonderful
						songs written about us over the years.
Jesus: 			That's right Santa, and we love each and every one of them.
						Like this one:

						Joy to the world, for I have come.
						Let Earth receive me!
						Let every heart, prepare me room.
Santa:			And Heaven and nature sing-
Jesus:			And Heaven and nature sing-
Santa:			And Heaven and nature sing-
Jesus:			And Heaven and nature sing-
Santa & Jesus:	 	And Heaven and Heaven and nature sing!

Santa:		 	Ya know Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like this one:
						Up on the house-top reindeer pause, out jumps good old me.
						Down through the chimney with lots of toys,
						All for the little ones Christmas joys.
Santa & Jesus:	 	Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?
						Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?
Santa:			Up on the house-top click, click, click,
						Down through the chimney with good old me.

Jesus: 			Get away.
Santa:			Go away?
Jesus: 			Get away.
Santa:			Where away?
Jesus: 			Away in a manger, no crib for my bed.
						That's where cute little lone me lay down my sweet head.
						The stars in the sky look down where I lay.
						Cute little eight pound me, lay sleep in the hay.

						Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant.
						Oh come ye to Bethlehem to see me.
Santa:	 		Here's one-
Jesus: 			Hark the herald angels sing-
Santa:			It's my turn.
Jesus: 			-glory to me. Silent night-
Santa:			Uh-
Jesus: 			-holy night. All is calm, all is right
						Round yon virgin mother and me.
						Holding me tender and mild
						Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace.

Santa:			Ok Jesus here's one you might remember:
						Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!
						Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land!

Jesus: 			Santa, that's not a Christmas song.
Santa:			I know, but there's like 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four
						fucking Santa ones. It's not fair just do it yourself, I'm leaving!
Jesus: 			Oh, c'mon Santa you can't leave.
Santa:			No, fuck you Jesus!

Jesus: 			But Santa. The weather outside is frightful,-
Santa:			Oh.
Jesus: 			-But the fire is so delightful.
Santa:			Well...since I've no place to go.
Santa & Jesus:	 	Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Jesus: 			It doesn't show signs of stoppin'.
Santa:			But I've got some corn for poopin' and poppin'.
Jesus: 			The lights are turned way down low. So-
Santa & Jesus:	 	Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
						The fire is slowly dyin'.
Santa:			And my dear we're still good bop-be-byein'.
Jesus: 			But as long as you love me so.
Santa & Jesus:	 	Let it snow, let it snow, let it-
Jesus: 			-snooow!
Santa:			Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!